I wrote this in the summer of 2003 for my friend's website. In short, he issued a challenge to whoever could write the most deranged and explicit story about yourself and the Olsen Twins would win free webspace. I won, a lot of my friends like this story so I was curious if the wonderful Sick Animation Community would. Normally I'd post ...

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So, Ive been a fan of SA for a long time.  Gotta say, it has helped shape my sense of humor, and my life.  I make porn because of Sick Animation. Sorry, Marc M., but you are the reason I chose to do porn.  Maybe we could get together and do some hardcore gay beastiality creampie porn for my new DVD series.  Anyway, I just ...