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Yo yo yo we making jack vids for cash see
Yo yo we getting paid to get nasty
Yo yo I like to jack
it really fast Tee
Whoa whoa whoa you better make that nutt last chief
This is the story of my very first job
15 years old when I met Mr. bob
A creepy mother fucker, fucking loved what he did
He’d tape my dick and then go sell the vid
Jacking off on tape and getting paid by the hour
When I jack off I like to lean like the tower
Of Pisa
I like to lean and pick my knees up
It’s very uncomfortable but it makes a dude come fast
Ease up on that bottle you better make that rum last
Cause I ain’t doing this shit if I get sober
Reality hits you and you’re numb like some Novocain
Get out of my way because I’m young drunk and horny
Gonna go to LA so I can jack off on Carney
Wilson
And then weigh it on the Nielsen's
Ratings Scale
My dick is very pale
But it still gets hard and shoots cum like a motha’
Shot a load so fat it left the smothers brothers covered
In sperm
Everybody green like Kerm
It
With envy
The pit
Within me
A cum shooting plant that I bought from your aunt
At the farmers market
Take a sip and cork it
My cum it flows like wine
On Hollywood
and Vine
I’m jacking off on corners
My cum drops splatter on the curb big as quarters
You could read the story in the Hollywood Reporter
Or in syndication on the web via Reuters (via Reuters, some of my favorite stories break via Reuters)
Come to my house if you’re looking for a snack kid
We can eat chips while we watch one of my jack vids
Yo yo yo we making jack vids for cash see
Yo yo we getting paid to get nasty