Lyrics for
HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST
Now there’s a party down at craig’s house tonight are you going?
It’s gonna be a who’s who of costumes a showin
Everybody’s dressed like witches and ghostses
I know I’ll put a nasty ass bitch in hypnosis
Because Republican girls they like to get all wet
My Ronald Reagan mask’s on when I hit the set
This party always got the best costumes around
I think I even heard Kevin Costner's in town
It’s a nasty competition and that ain’t no lie
Because the tip of my dick straight ripped through the fly
Of my jeans and now im struttin
I gotta get the get up kid that’s second to nothin
A nasty competition and that ain’t no front
I’m gonna smoke the competition like head of a blunt
And I wanted to be sure
That my Halloween mask was the spook de jour
This Halloween I was thinking that I’d maybe
Go dressed like Larry David
If I can find the right glasses then I would
Look pretty pretty pretty good
But if not I guess I’ll have to wear my scream mask
It’s guaranteed to make a nasty girl cream fast
Let’s turn the radio to coast to coast
I’ll put my dick down deep and make you moan like a ghost
I knew that if I had a chance to win this
Then I’d have to hit the scene with a crazy grand entrance
You think that you’re dreaming and you ask me to pinch ya
When I roll to the party in my Nissan Centra
My Halloween costume is way too frightening
I jump out of a bush and I shock you like lightning
And now my boxers are tightening
When my dick pops through to give your teeth a little whitening
It’s a nasty competition and that ain’t no lie
Because the tip of my dick straight ripped through the fly
Of my jeans and now im struttin
I gotta get the get up kid that’s second to nothin
A nasty competition and that ain’t no front
I’m gonna smoke the competition like head of a blunt
And I wanted to be sure
That my Halloween mask was the spook de jour
Now back at the party I was walking around
Looking for my girl cause she can’t be found
Just a minute ago she was chillin by my side
She prolly wants to play a game of seek and hide
So I walked in this room and I forgot to knock
When I opened up a door they forgot to lock
She was laying on the bed with nothing but her socks
Looking drunk with a mouth full of Courtney Cox
I took a step back, couldn’t believe my eyes
She was under the cover like FBI
When she told me that she loved me she was feeding me lies
Like at Wendy’s last week when she was feeding me fries
My fries weren’t dipped in ketchup, they was dipped in deceit
Little did I know she was sneaking under the sheets
So I walked out the door and said forget that ho
Ate a hand of candy corn to pick me up from my low
It’s a nasty competition and that ain’t no lie
Because the tip of my dick straight ripped through the fly
Of my jeans and now im struttin
I gotta get the get up kid that’s second to nothin
A nasty competition and that ain’t no front
I’m gonna smoke the competition like head of a blunt
And I wanted to be sure
That my Halloween mask was the spook de jour
This Halloween party man it just won’t quit
I put a joint to my mouth and I take a hit
Smoked that shit to the tip and almost got my hand burned
But now I’m lit like a Jack O lantern
The snack table’s chock full of cookies and chips
Tina zip your skirt boo I see your lips
There’s enough to go around ain’t no need to push
Why you rushing through the line like you're Reggie Bush
It’s a nasty competition and that ain’t no lie
Because the tip of my dick straight ripped through the fly
Of my jeans and now im struttin
I gotta get the get up kid that’s second to nothin
A nasty competition and that ain’t no front
I’m gonna smoke the competition like head of a blunt
And I wanted to be sure
That my Halloween mask was the spook de jour
And then this girl pops up out of nowhere
Telling me she wants me to go there
I said where? She said where you think?
I said your in your pussy? She said in my stink!
My dick is really soft cause im here on business
No sex tonight kid im here to win this
This competition comes only once a year
And im gonna miss the judging if I stay right here
She’s rubbing on my crotch trying to feel my D
I can’t believe the next thing that she said you see
She said you better wear a rubber if you gonna sex me
Cause I got more viruses than Windows XP
Except I’m way less stable
2 beers plus me equals bent over the table
She said “my pussy is haunted”
So I ripped off her drawers and I got what I wanted
It’s a nasty competition and that ain’t no lie
Because the tip of my dick straight ripped through the fly
Of my jeans and now im struttin
I gotta get the get up kid that’s second to nothin
A nasty competition and that ain’t no front
I’m gonna smoke the competition like head of a blunt
And I wanted to be sure
That my Halloween mask was the spook de jour
suck it