Alphabeticool maybe.

I am getting a sa tat for my b day, everyone bow to me

Why would we bow to you when somebody has already gotten a tat?

What are you getting by the way?

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No, I have no job
I have no car
I have no money
But I'm in a band
Molestors of Blue Mountains Metal
www.myspace.com/mothereel
www.bandvibes.com/mothereel
www.archive.org/details/sordid_zine-issue1
http://au.youtube.com/user/Ausgrindtube

Until you invent a comparably successful soft drink to the likes of Coke Zero I bow to no one! Not like that fag Superman, he knelt before Zod like it was fucking job!

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I am the boss of YOUR LOL Situations

I'd get a tat of a bigger cock on my cock.  That'd rock tits.

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No, I have no job
I have no car
I have no money
But I'm in a band
Molestors of Blue Mountains Metal
www.myspace.com/mothereel
www.bandvibes.com/mothereel
www.archive.org/details/sordid_zine-issue1
http://au.youtube.com/user/Ausgrindtube

I would get a tattoo of someone tattooing me on my whole body

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I am the boss of YOUR LOL Situations