I LIKE PUTTIN MY DICK IN STUFF

I like puttin my dick in stuff
I like puttin my dick in all kind of stuff
And when I get home, I’m gonna put my dick in you

this song makes me wish i had a dick

well if you have twelve grand cash, no aversion to dirty surgical tools, and a decent threshold for pain, I may just be your man! I do 3rd trimester abortions too! Want a chainsaw to replace your lame ass arm? I can do that too! Thats not all, I'll take in any old corpses you have laying around. A human body is a TERRIBLE thing to waste!

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ill take the chainsaw

BabaOriely666:

well if you have twelve grand cash, no aversion to dirty surgical tools, and a decent threshold for pain, I may just be your man! I do 3rd trimester abortions too! Want a chainsaw to replace your lame ass arm? I can do that too! Thats not all, I'll take in any old corpses you have laying around. A human body is a TERRIBLE thing to waste!

oh hay there ill take you up on that!

sorry I dont deal in minorities

 

 

 

 

 

 

or do I??

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Ok this reply as been on the front page long enough already.

Why don't you put your dick in it?

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Bah I put it in enough shit already. Bah ok one more.

stop saying bah.

you opened a Pandora's Box my friend. Are you sure you can manage?  

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Bah I can manage squirting ass juice when I orgasm so I guess I'm up for all that crazy evil shit.

I don't think your ready

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please tell a scary story baba.

yeah, whats in it for me?

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