I would like to fuck you, Marc. I am a guy though, so I posted here. It slipped my mind to inform SA nigs about this thing I made (like, half a year ago), so I figure I'll post it now. Inspired by your gay videos.

 

One Time I Saw a Ghost - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wu96sNwHhA


 

u live with your grandma?  that decor reeks of old people.

So do these hands of mine, I go out every night in search of something only to come back with the stench of old. Am I doomed to walk the earth with the eyes of a thousand widows burning into my skull? Can I once walk the streets without geriatric urges burning in my loins? You have it easy, very easy friends.

wrestlerguy300:

u live with your grandma?  that decor reeks of old people.

I shot that video at my parents' house, and my mom has terrible taste in decor. When I lived there I tried to get her to paint the walls semen white and replace our carpet with severed cocks, but she refused on the grounds that it was disgusting. Just goes to show you how little she knows. 

dick jokes? 

show some class dude.  

 

Wait, you want the walls semen white...and Cocks on the floor?

 

He is CRAZY!! I really hope you made all of this up!!