WALKIN ROUND THE BAR LOOKING FOR A GIRL TO EAT OUT

I got my Duck Head shirt tucked into my khakis
I go online to look at pictures of Iraqis
I got a job it’s like 9 to 5
My girlfriend’s a barker but not like Clive... no not like Clive

I don’t think I ever met you but then again
You kinda look like that dude from Benigns
Yo I love they food, hook your boy up with a discount
“You need to step the heck off dude”
Dismount

That night at the club lookin good with my fake tan
Walked over to the bar for a beer and
The girl at the bar hooked me up with a Castle Rock
For a dollar, she not supposed to do that

I’m like Centrum baby when I’m A to zinc
I pull my dick out of your butt and let you smell the stink
Then we can go back to your crib and listen to the Kinks
Who the fuck’s the Kinks girl?  Who the fuck’s the Kinks?

Walkin round the bar lookin for a girl to eat out, peace out!