I love how he tells it like it is.

I cleaned my car today. I never clean it, I just woke up and it seemed like the right thing to do. Things get messy when you neglect them. When I was removing the napkins and cigarette cartons from the passenger side door I thought about the starving and needy. Everyone needs attention. We all need a helping hamd.

Is it the more fortunate who are required to help the poor? If I have a dollor should I give you ten cents because I have more? Is it your fault I am poor. You are not my property, just as you do not owe me a cent.

The vacume was my favorite part. It was powerful and meaningful. It made me happy to be alive, I had intension and purpose, The car wash did the rest.

Money can by happieness, just not the kind of happieness that lasts for a really long time.

Dude. What the hell?

When we'd entered the room, the stench came out and made it hard to swallow.  Fortunately I'd had my erection today, so was in good spirits.  Finding this button shouldn't be too hard.  Nobody told me that it was all a joke until afterwards.

My aunt had always taken to me very early on, she was younger than the rest of the generation she was apart of.  I'd never thought that I'd see her bleed.  And yet had always entertained the kids with high hopes.

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No, I have no job
I have no car
I have no money
But I'm in a band
Molestors of Blue Mountains Metal
www.myspace.com/mothereel
www.bandvibes.com/mothereel
www.archive.org/details/sordid_zine-issue1
http://au.youtube.com/user/Ausgrindtube

stories are gay.

Only if you actually read them.

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No, I have no job
I have no car
I have no money
But I'm in a band
Molestors of Blue Mountains Metal
www.myspace.com/mothereel
www.bandvibes.com/mothereel
www.archive.org/details/sordid_zine-issue1
http://au.youtube.com/user/Ausgrindtube

I like stories. But I preffer vaginas.

A name, but whats in it but soulless identity. I have a name, yet it provides not shelter, nor food. It is but a facade.

Kanye West has a name, it is Kanye West.

Oh that Palahniuk, he's got a lot to answer for.

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No, I have no job
I have no car
I have no money
But I'm in a band
Molestors of Blue Mountains Metal
www.myspace.com/mothereel
www.bandvibes.com/mothereel
www.archive.org/details/sordid_zine-issue1
http://au.youtube.com/user/Ausgrindtube

i want to squish you into a love squish and then i would like to fuk you.

Sadistik Exekution used the term "Fukk".  You should look them up in the Australian Blackened Death Metal section.

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No, I have no job
I have no car
I have no money
But I'm in a band
Molestors of Blue Mountains Metal
www.myspace.com/mothereel
www.bandvibes.com/mothereel
www.archive.org/details/sordid_zine-issue1
http://au.youtube.com/user/Ausgrindtube

Give this girl a glass of red and some Bobby Vinton any day

MotherEel:

Sadistik Exekution used the term "Fukk".  You should look them up in the Australian Blackened Death Metal section.

eel tell me more about who you are.  i want to get in your head and make you gay. 

HAHAHA!  Then we can be the new and improved Baba and what not group.  Where every post becomes you flirting with me and I'm all charming but non-committal.

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No, I have no job
I have no car
I have no money
But I'm in a band
Molestors of Blue Mountains Metal
www.myspace.com/mothereel
www.bandvibes.com/mothereel
www.archive.org/details/sordid_zine-issue1
http://au.youtube.com/user/Ausgrindtube

It just had to be ended